Show #41: The Divine Cup, Rockford

Alright.  Well, its been a week since this show.  I should have written this the day after the show but oh well.  I’m a professional crastinator.  (is that spelled right?)
Well, we left for Rockford around 5:30.  We got there right around 7.  So Rob and I go in and meet Andy and he takes us to the room where we will be playing.  There is no stage or anything.  Just a big room.  There is a big piece of black fabric hanging against a wall as like a backdrop.  There r lights set up and a PA and a sound board and thats about it.  We meet Kent, the sound man.  Both him and Andy r real nice to us.  They say we r playing 2nd out of 5 total “acts”.  That was kinda strange to hear.  So we go get Eric and drive around the side to unload.  So more people get there but we don’t know who they r or what bands they r in.  I was pretty anti social then for whatever reason.  So we wait and wait around till 8.  The first band starts their set.  They r called Spencer Park.  They r a 4-piece.  1 guitar, bass, drums and a singer who played keyboards on like the first 3 songs.  They were very poppy but rocked.  The words were about love and nature and feelings and emotions and stuff like that so I couldn’t get too into it.  I just wanted to hear  the keyboards rip.  So we set up to play next.  Of course we smoked up before our playing.  Our set was something like this:
Sex Party
Excited To Die
Low Pro pt 1
En Guarde
Summertime   (originally by Crimpshrine)
Problem Solved
Solitaire
Hate
Zamboni
All The Wrong Reasons
We fucking rocked the house.  People cheered very loudly and it was a blast.  We didn’t know anybody which made it even better.  The lights were very hot and blinding and u couldn’t see anybody’s face.  That kinda sucks.  So then after us a band called the Fightbacks played.  They play very noisey hardcore.  They were great.  I dig that noiscore shit.
The three of us all sat outside and talked to the people who were all hanging out.  There were a bunch of Rockford chicks that were around so it was interesting to say the least.  Eric was all excited to go eat at the Ground Round restaurant so he called them on his cell to see what time they closed.  It was like 10:45 by that time.  The fourth “act” was on by then who was just a guy who played guitar and sang.  Eric and I talked with him earlier that night and he made his guitar case out of wood and he did the felt on the inside and everything.  It was pretty odd.  So we left to go eat.  The waiter at the restaurant was fucking cool.  He took a picture of us sitting at the table.  So we chowed.  Eric really fucking chowed.  The waiter had to give him a bib so he didn’t slob all over himself.  Fucking hysterical.  So we leave.  About an hour into the drive, Eric is very antsy and squirming around.  We’ve beeen singing Cash Money lyrics the whole way home and now hes quiet and gripping the handle in the truck and moving around a bunch.  So he yells that I have to pull over and hes in pain and has to take a shit and can’t hold it any longer.  It was funny as fuck to Rob and I but I can’t imagine what Eric was going thru.  So after about 15 minutes of him clenching his ass cheeks closed we get to an expressway Oasis.  He runs in and goes to rid his body of the steak, chicken and shrimp quesadillas he just ate.  Rob and I kept laughing about it.  It was pretty funny to us.  I felt bad though cause he was in such excruciating pain and said he almost shit his pants.  There was tons of construction so I couldn’t pull over.  He said he would have taken a shit on the side of the road and wiped with newspaper or whatver if he had to.  Luckily I drive fast and we were close to that Oasis.  So thats about it.
We left the Divine Cup without really saying goodbye to anyone.  We didn’t ask to get paid.  We just asked for directions to the Ground Round and we were on our way.

Here’s a pic that Hilger stole off the wall of the place, its somekind of daycare center or something…

Show #39: Afternight Studios, Franklin Park

GET THE LIVE RECORDING HERE

this show was awesome. there were 5 bands, we played 2nd. the 1st band was pretty heavy, called Bello. they were something like alice in chains(that what hilger said, i agree). the drummer was pretty cool, the singer
was pretty tatted and pierced up. i was anxious and nervous as ever, the place is only like 1 mile from my crib so i went home and laid down for a bit. the place is in a factory, there are also rehersal rooms for rent in there, there were actaully bands in there jamming in their rooms while the show went on. there were alot of young kids there(high school), at least
1 or more of the other bands were around that age. the best thing about playing with bands like that(besides scoping out the underage L.G.’s)is that they bring a ton of people. we fucking jammed, it felt very right, i didnt feel overly exerted after the show but we played balls out. jamey johnsen came on stage and played’coming down’with us for the last song. for the approx.
$180 that hilger paid for the tickets(which we didnt sell)we got an audio recording(cd)and videotape(multi-camera, with audio straight out of the board.), both came out great, very high quality. all the people there were very nice and respectful, the other bands were all nice, overall great gig.

Low Profile live at Afternight Soundstage – Saturday June 8th
w/ Bello, Going Lefty, Afternoon Drive, and the Target Rats

Well, a good time was had by all. The venue is not the best. The stage is all
good and the club is all good but the procedures they go thru to put on
a show is bullshit. There was a security guard there and I’m sure the Franklin Park officials made it so but oh well. He was an alright guy.
Anyways, we played second. We played a damn good set. Rocked the mutha fucka without a doubt. We gave out a bunch of free CD’s and stickers and I made a bunch more friends. The guys in Target Rats were great. I had a lot of fun hanging with them. And the girls that worked the front door were cool as hell. See I have to start remembering names so that I can put names
instead of descriptions of people. Oh well.

Going Lefty played third. They were alright. They had the talent and the
desire to be in a band but they weren’t playing together as a band. It
seemed that someone was always off tempo from everyone else. Usually the drummer I noticed. I’m not ripping them but saying practice more.
Afternoon Drive played fourth. They were good. A bit to nice and poppy for
me. The singer/guitarist was awesome. Good voice, he played guitar good
and was entertaining. The drummer was awesome. Props to him. But the
second guitarist and bassist already have big heads and just annoyed me.
They thought they were the shit and lost my respect. Target Rats played last and they played like 4 NOFX songs and an H20 song and then 3 songs I didn’t recognize. They need to write their own material and
just cover 1 NOFX song per show. Oh well. Give them some time. I jumped
on stage to sing backups for Stickin In My Eye and Beer Bong. It was a
blast. So that was the show. I had a lot of fun. The live recordings came out
awesome.

Show #37: Penny Road Pub, Barrington

penny road pub. i would call this place a roadhouse. we were all looking for
patrick swzaze. its literally in the middle of nowhere in barrington. you are driving down (you guessed it)penny road and there are no street lights, there is nothing, then this massive bar. they have 2 stages, one on the main floor, one in the basement. we were in the basement, playing with 2 other bands: r&r and dropmouth. R&R played all covers, they were a 5
piece with a chick frontperson. they opened with ‘just a girl’ by no doubt, they played a good selection of songs but werent very technically sound. dropmouth was awesome, 4 piece with a front man. the very things that would make me want to rip on the guy were the same things
that made him awesome. rob told me he saw him hairspraying his do in the car before the set. he had painted nails and leather pants. but above all he had some vocal stamina. they sounded (at least vocally) like the disturbed (also from chicago, the singer chris also told me that they knew the band personally). they played a very long set of 4 min.+ songs, i was very anxious. we finally went on, there were a good deal of people there whom i didnt know or invite, they definitely dug us though. i handed out some cd’s after the set, i didnt recognize any of the faces. the sound man maurice was awesome, a very nice guy. i got paid a whopping(literally) $68 by the owner(?)/manager dave. he was pretty much of a dick and unfriendly despite my attempts to by professional and respectful but i cant complain after receiving probably our 2nd biggest paycheck ever. on the stage upstairs was a band called arra, they have a HUGE local following, they play all covers, or mostly i think. the upstairs was totally packed. I must
also bitch about the asshole security. when i first arrived and tried to load in, i had to tell them that i was in a band, i told them low profile and one commented, “oh, thats DEFINITELY the basement stage…”. i then asked if they could open a fire door to allow me to load in.  they said that i could (and had to) but they refused to open it or help in any way(im sure they needed like 5 people at the door to take money)so i just said fuck it, ill load in thru the front door where they were standing. then a bitch security guard commented that,’well dont get mad now’ in a very sarcastic tone as if  i was a 2nd grader. there was one guard though who was very cool, a black dude with a yankees hat, if hes reading this, youre down dude. great gig overall, despite some assholish behavior from some of the guards.

Show #26: Off The Alley, Homewood

Like the previous show, no one was there although there were a few sound men and workers around, as well as some girlfriends. This place is really far — about as far as Rockford. It’s a juice bar which is cool because they had the obscure Snapple Hydros line. I bought a few and they were great. I nearly broke my neck and back at this show thrashing so hard. They made us wear bracelets to show that we were in the band which was ironic since no one showed up and we didn’t even need them. Me and Hilger wore ours for a while after that — a few months. The Perps were great and they gave us all CD’s and we gave them ours. Out back where we parked there were back doors to all the businesses next door. There was some kind of meeting going on next door and when it convened they stood out there and they did some kind of weird corporate inspirational chant/cheer. We all laughed and cheered them on and they loved it. As usual, Paul from the Perps was drinking vodka out of a Snapple bottle. He cracked the bottle and we tried to duct tape it but it didn’t work. I didn’t know there was vodka in there and when we realized the tape wasn’t holding, I kept telling him to just pound the whole thing cause it was leaking everywhere. I didn’t really understand why he was so concerned and why he couldn’t just pound the whole thing. He told me it was mixed with vodka and I felt pretty dumb.

 

Show #22: That One Place, Rockford

This was a show that the Perps got us. We were pretty excited to play a show in a far away of a place as Rockford and it paid off. Hilger stole (borrowed) his company truck and it easily fit all the gear inside. We had a bit of trouble finding the place but we left really early and got there with plenty of time to spare. All we were told was that the ‘club’ was called ‘That One Place’. We were right nearby and we finally decided to ask someone for help. I walked up to a guy on the street with a huge Robert Smith haircut. Before I could even finish asking him my question, he replied that it was right down the block. He turned out to be James, the owner of the club. It was a very small storefront in a commercial district and there was a huge black nightclub next door. There were plenty of punk kids all around and since it was a Friday night, the club was open and there was a great mix of people. We saw some original graffiti on one wall outside –‘Korn is God’. We still joke about that one. The people at this place and in Rockford in general were so nice that I was a little scared. There was the doorman Russell who was a bit intimidating at first in an army fatigue jacket but he turned out to be real nice. The people out there were older but strangely very into role playing games like Dungeons and Dragons. At one point we were standing outside and a group of guys was walking down the sidewalk past us. One of their friends who had been left behind asked where they were going. Someone in the group yelled out, “To play RPG’s!”. It took a minute for me to figure it out but when I did I was really concerned. These people were weird. The Perps failed to mention that we were expected to bring mics and a PA and we did not. Luckily, they found something for us to sing out of. There was another guy named George who worked there and was one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met. He was hugging me and tackling me and shit during the Perps set — who rocked of course. He was like an old friend and I had only known him for a couple of hours. I was a little hesitant and scared when we got there, but we soon felt right at home. The Perps closed with, “Rockstar” and everyone was on the 1 inch high stage yelling and getting crazy. Totally intense. One of the opening bands was called Absolute Zero. That’s a pretty cool name but this band was awful. The guitarist sang and they covered “Don’t Fear the Reaper”. They had a very obese (about 400 pounds) lead guitarist. His guitar was normal but looked like a toy against his huge body. Their drummer seemed like he maybe had played about 10 times before the show. When they started, we were outside the club, they started and someone commented to me that the band sucked but their bass player was very experienced and really good. He played a 5 string and used a pick and sometimes his hand. He was so bad it hurt. He didn’t seem to know the songs at all and sometimes would play an open string about 1 minute of a song. At one point he just stopped playing to drink from a can of pop. Very weird. After the show we were starving so we stopped at a Ground Round restaurant. There aren’t very many of these left; I didn’t think there were any at all until I saw this one. Of all the places in the world, I should have known I’d find one in Rockford. Our waiter was equally as nice as everyone else in Rockford and may have been gay. I’m not sure. To top it off, I exchanged information with James, Russell and George but have not heard from them since. My attempts to contact them all failed. Maybe it was just a dream. We gave out a lot of CD’s to the locals though and I wonder if they still listen to them.

Show #17: Guitar Center, Chicago

After the first fuck up of this show, we exchanged information with Jose and we finally pulled off a show by ourselves. We played in the Pro Audio room during business hours and people were free to come in and watch for free. Jose was even nice enough to let us pick out amps — I chose a Yamaha head and a green 70’s Fender 4×12 cabinet. Very noisy. We played at least 1 10 minute improvisational jam and just made lots of noise. At the end of the show I took off my sunglasses which I had worn and had had for about 4 years and forgot them. On the way home I realized this and called Rob who was still there with Hilger and they were gone — stolen by a Guitar Center worker. I am still pissed about that one although it was my own stupidity and irresponsibility.