Show #9: Kraft Bowl, Chicago

The Kraft Bowl had always been an infamous gang hangout and it’s in a bit of a bad neighboorhood. Washburn knows the family that owns it and they played there twice before without us. Sluice the Worries was a band that had Dom Vallone from 88 Fingers Louie on drums. They also had a bass player who played some crazy type of slap shit and wore no shoes. This band sucked balls. They were very loose. The sound checked with a terrible version of ‘My Hero’ by Foo Fighters. They later butchered ‘Crazy Train’. I still wince thinking about it. The most memorable part of the show was when everyone left. There was a few of use tearing down the PA. We were all drunk and it was late. The bar tender wasn’t even charging at this point being that the tons of underage drinkers had made them a killing. They even were nice enough to cook up some frozen pizzas for us and gave them to us for free. They were very hot and burned my mouth. I was in the process of trying to lift this huge speaker and I asked Dom for some help. He is pretty fat and he just stuck the pizza in his mouth half way and grabbed the speaker. I looked over and the sight was hilarous and is now burned into my mind. On another note, when we were setting up, Dom just sat down at Rob’s drums and started playing like they were his. I guess he thought he was famous or something.

We rented sound equipment and tried to hook it up ourselves. It sounded decent. We played ‘Pathetic Individuals’ and during the bass only breakdown I read the words to a poem called “The Jabberwocky” by Louis Carroll. I sure got a lot of blank stares on that one. It was great. It was either this show or the other Kraft Bowl show that Washburn had the radio stolen from his car out side the place.

Show #6: Fireside Bowl, Chicago

Some great bands played this night. One was Magnetic. They were a three piece and they played some real heavy shit. Their guitarist sang and their only down side was that these heavy riffs are jamming and he just didn’t yell enough. He had a dope set up and a huge floorboard that must have cost about $1000. They offered to play some Warzone at one point and I called out a few titles but they didn’t know those. I yelled “Raybeez, rest in peace!” and someone else in the crowd cheered me on. Everyone else was silent. Not a lot of hardcore kids that day. After our set, their singer/guitarist gave me props on ‘Brown’ saying, “Anyone who has the guts to sing about a Cleveland Steamer is OK in my book”. If you aren’t familiar with the expression Cleveland Steamer as I was not, read the lyrics to ‘Brown’.

The Hysterics and Poonanies were poppy and sucked. Pie in the Sky was good but a little sloppy as usual. They still rocked though. I don’t think they’ll ever admit it, but I was probably their biggest fan.

Show #3: Fireside Bowl, Chicago

At this time, we were squabbling big time with Pie in the Sky for assorted shit and this was our first time at the Fireside. They had played once or twice already and we had been trying to get a show forever. Hilger came over to my house and gave me the good news — a band had canceled and we were going to fill in on 2 days notice or something. I immediately knew that Pie in the Sky was scheduled to play that night and when I told Hilger we couldn’t believe how ironic that was. So we showed up and the show rocked needless to say that they were a little fucking shocked to see us there. They probably thought we payed off the Fireside to try and get the show and fuck with them. I wouldn’t blame them.