Show #44: Mutiny, Chicago

Friday January 31st at the Mutiny in Chicago
Low Profile
The Steve Gattemayer Band
The Powerknobs
Arena Venus
Fucking awesome.
I could leave the review at that.  But I know u all want the long ass, unedited Hilger version of how the whole thing went down right?  Right?
Alright then.  We met up at Rob’s at 8.  Eric tells us that we r voted to play last.  That kinda sucks.  No that really sucks.  Oh well.  So we load up and drive to the club.  Its on Western right off Fullerton.  Its a nice place.  A nice dive.  Perfect for us.  So we load in and hang out for a long time.  Arena Venus r set up.  We’re hanging out talking with the Knobs and everyone else.  My sister shows up with Kelly who is a friend of my families.  That was cool.  Then two guys that I work with Jim Cavanaugh and Mike Phillips, showed up.  Leo “Bones” Toal(shown here, with Rob) and Dave Metko showed up.  It was great.

Even some mexican dude came into the bar and was trying to sell us some homemade tamales! And what the hell, even the great Dr.’ Z’s dad, Dr. Z Sr. showed up!(shown here, with Powerknobs bassist, Andrew)

So Ross from the Knobs feeds us some slices and Dominoes Dots.  Thanks Ross.  We chill and talk with Steve Gattemayer who is fucking awesome.  He was telling us some wild stories about Cincinatti.  All night I kept yelling at him “SG representin Cincinatti”.  He would just laugh.  He thougt Eric and i were a trip.
Arena Venus start their set.  They r a 4 piece with a chick singer.  They were alright.
Then the Powerknobs played.  They fucking rocked the house.  But Bill needs mutha fuckin strap locks.  Or just duct tape that strap on for good.  At one point he broke a string and Eric restrung the bitch during a song. They played all the songs we wanted to hear.  They opened with the Powerknobs theme song which is instrumental and went right into Wild Colonial Boy.  Eric and I went nuts.  They played Library Girl, My Baby’s in the CIA and All Night Party Action.  They played Bats Blood and Eric and I got to sing, or yell the chorus with Dr. Z.  who was going wild on the vocals.  Then as a tribute to RG Connect, they did a rendition of Straight 708’n.  I think it may have brought a tear to Eric’s eye.
Next the Steve Gattemayer band played.  They were a 3 piece.  Gattemayer sings and plays guitar.  They opened with a KISS tune, Detroit Rock City.  Eric and I were freaked out.  After that I was yelling for them to play Deuce or Strutter and Eric yelled for Black Diamond.  They were laughing at our enthusiasm.  They played a bunch of originals and made us wait for Strutter.  It was awesome.  Eric sang backups on the other mic.
Then we played.  We put up a sign that I made.  I just wrote on a piece of cardboard all ghetto:  www.lowpro708.com and then on the back:  Low Profile loves bizarrebooks.com.  We rocked fo sho.  We edited our set a bit.  Since Gattemayer played KISS, we had to play KISS.  Eric told him that we covered an obscure KISS song and he guessed that it would be off of the Elder which it is.  So our set went something like this:
Escape From the Island   (originally by KISS)
Solitaire
Kata #2
Low Profile Pt 1
Folsom Prison Blues    (originally by Johnny Cash)
Mr. Pig
The Empty Ramblings…..
Think About It
 the Grand Finale…….
Wild Colonial Boy            (originally by the Powerknobs)  feat Mr. Gaynor
encore………
Breakin the Law            (originally by Judas Priest)
After the show, we made SG take all the money out of the tip jar.  He couldn’t believe it.  He kept offering it to us and we wouldn’t take any of it.  Dave Metko kept apologizing in advance for any bad pictures he may have taken.  Eric told him that if he didn’t stop aplogizing, he’d kick his ass.  We talked with some crazy crack head dude outside the club about My Pet Monster, Voltron, other toys and cartoons from our childhood.  But he got a bit deeper with Eric telling him about how he plays from his heart and that he believes in it all.  I got a parking ticket and Eric told me not to pay it right away and to wait about a year till I get a notice in the mail telling me to pay it and this cracked out dude gives me the best advice.  He told me to pay it now while I have the money and get it out of the way.  “U may not have the money for that ticket in a year man.”  Thats pretty good advice coming from him.  So thats it.  The show was a blast.  U missed it.
-ERIK
Low Profile

 

Show #43: Rockhouse USA, Aurora

We first heard that DRI was playing the Rockhouse and immediately said, ‘we have to go to that show’. It was Hilger’s idea to try and actually play on the bill. He called United Talent promoter Joe DeMarco and asked what we had to do to get on the bill. He said we would have to sell tickets and pay up front. Hilger and I discussed it and then decided that we would pay whatever they wanted. So then Joe starts giving us the cold shoulder: not answering his phone, not returning calls. He had originally mentioned that there were alot of other bands wanting to play thE show.

I figured he gave away our slot to someone else and we were fucked. Then, out of the blue, he calls us back and says that we are in. He says that we must immediately go down to the Rockhouse and pay Doug, the clubowner $300 for our 30 tickets in advance. He also says that we must make our own tickets.

Now I know what youre thinking. But you can fuck yourself because you think that the Big Boss Man has been had by these wanna-be Hollywood, rock star jerk-offs. I know that we were getting ripped off. At this point I even am pretty sure that we are the only band that had to do all
this (pay up front $300, make our own tickets). But I (and we) don’t fucking care because I’ve listened to DRI since before I even played guitar. I saw them once before at the Fireside Bowl at one of the rowdiest shows I’ve
ever seen there and I almost got killed.

So Joe Demarco tells us that we have to drive down to Aurora either on Wednesday of Friday night. He says that we can meet Doug on these days between like 9 PM and 2 AM. So me and Hilger make arrangements to meet up Friday night at like 1130, I sneak out of work a bit early and we hit
the road.

So we get there and go in and meet with the long-time door man and overall fat ignorant bastard Curtis. We tell him we are there to see Doug and what our deal is. He says to wait there. He walks us into the kitchen which is not in use. Were waiting there. This other chick who works
there comes out. Shes real nice, asking about our band and shit. Then she starts asking if there is another member(which there is, our drummer Rob.) She says that he was down there last weekend or something and that he was ‘checking out the place’. I just go along with it. There is no
fucking way in hell that Rob was there(for one thing I asked him) but this place is a dump anyways far from home.

So then Curtis comes back and says, ‘Doug is sleeping.’ OK, there is like a death metal band or something playing REALLY loud, theres no way anyone could be sleeping through this. But him and this other chick recommend that we just chill and have a drink and wait a while. So we agree.
So we go to step outside to Hilger’s car and Curtis comes up to me and says all snotty, ‘Don’t you want to know what I found out?’ as if I was an idiot for not asking. So were standing outside, Hilger and I are in the parking lot below the Rockhouse, Curtis is above us. He says that, ‘We dont know anything about any tickets or you meeting Doug, and on second thought, Doug wont be waking up anytime soon so even if you wait till the end of the show, you’re not going to get to see him.’ Just then a car gets rear-ended in the street behind us. So Curtis goes back in and me and Hilger look at each other like, ‘what the fuck?’. So we fucking leave. I got home and
wrote Joe DeMarco a long email describing what happend.

The following (sat.) morning I give Joe Demarco a call and he he actaully answered. He hadn’t checked his email so I explain what happens. Joe is the type of guy who acts real calm on the phone (I’ve never met him or seen him in real life although we’ve worked with him for a long
time, always on the phone) but a little condescending. So he sighs real dramatic and goes, ‘You know Eric, some people just need to get out of this business. Curtis is one of those people, he just doesn’t respect others’. So I’m very glad that Joe is taking our side. He calls the Rockhouse and Doug actually answered. We’re all on the 3-way and Joe explains
what happend. So we make new arrangements for me to come back that night. Joe even berated Doug a bit on the phone, he then tells Doug to buy me a drink when I get there and Doug agreed.Joe asks who I’m going to bring with and I say no body. He says I should bring someone with me
and tells Doug to hook us up with some free drinks. Surprisingly, Doug agreed.

So that night I come back and as I’m walking up I see fat Curtis. There’s another fat dirty headbanger talking to him and I had a hunch it was Doug. Curtis sees me and motions Doug over to me. So Doug just acts ignorant like I’m a stranger off the street after I identified myself. I said, ‘hey lets talk business, not out here.’ So we go back into the filthy kitchen. We briefly talk, I pay him the $300 cash and he gives me a receipt. He gave
me ONE free beer.(Cheap bastard).

So there is a crazy death metal band, I watched them a bit and drank my beer. They were called Mortician. I’ve never really watched a death metal band up close like that. They were a 3-piece which definitely surprised me, the bassist was singing. Literally the music and vocals sounded
like white noise. I caught their last song and the fans are tripping out, like Mortician are the Beatles. There were a lot of crazy t-shirts in that place. One said, ‘Fuck you all — AS YOU DIE!’. Another was, ‘Pure Norweigan Black Metal’. I watched the drummer throw out his sticks into the crowd after their set and people were like jumping around the place trying to get them. One dude came up and asked if he could take a photo with him. I talked to the drummer for a bit, he was very cool. Stupidly, I’m thinking that their from around Chicago and I told him about the DRI show, but he said they were from Pennsylvania. Then I left.

That’s it for the pre-show drama.
I’ll let Hilger take over this shit now……

–big boss man

Heres the bill for the big show:
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1.low profile
2.mo fucked
3.johnny vomit
4.payback(purple ibanez guitar)(1 guitar/2 frontmen)
5.this guy(2nd guitar feededback the whole show)(2 guitar/1 frontman)
6.new society of anarchists
7.dri

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Saturday November 9th
Live at Rockhouse USA in Aurora, IL
Alrighty.  Well, this was a very crazy show as is every Low Profile show.  The Illinois Entertainer listed 6 bands but 7 ended up playing including us.
So we all meet up at Rob’s around 4:30.  We load up and drive to Aurora.  We got there in good time and went in to see what the deal was.  They told us to load right up onto the stage cause we r playing first.  So we do so.  Paul was the soundman who hooked everything up on stage and did the monitors.  Doug, the owner did the sound for the audience.  So whatever. We hang out.  Hobo shows up.  Jamey Johnson shows up.  Jessica shows up and thats about it for our fans.  Nobody likes us.  Oh well.  I thank the three of them for showing up.
So Paul sets up with a lot of trouble.  He seems a bit burnt and can’t figure out whose amp is whose and where to set the mics up.  But he did an alright job.  So we get on stage to start up around 6:45.  Our set was something like this:
Character Profile
The Limitation
Walter Mander
Grudge
Figure It Out
En Guarde
The Nature of the Way Things Work
Serial Killer
Excited To Die
We played really well.  No one got crazy during our set or anything but a lot of people gave us props while we were loading out and while we were hanging out afterwards.  One guy came up and shook my hand and then pulled me in for a hug.  I was a bit surprised but he said “Much love.  Much love man.  U guys play that hardcore shit.”  So that was cool.  And this was a total punk rawk show.  Mohawk punks included.
 So up next was Mo Fucked.  They were a 3 piece and were totally punk.  Gutter punks at that.  The bassist sang.  They played good street punk.  Very fast and crazy.  They covered the Ace of Spades by Motorhead.
Next was Johnny Vomit who rocked the fucking house.  And of course John was drinking two beers at once and falling all over the stage.  They ended their set with the crowd favorite What The Fuck.  They were great.  Then by the end of the night, they were all drunk.  John would try to say something to me and forget what he wanted to tell me in the middle of the sentence but then he’d pass me his beer mug so I could take a good swig.  What a guy.  I love them.
Next was Payback.  These guys were cool.  They had one guitar but two singers.  Or screamers.  They were both big dudes and could sing hardcore perfect.  One guy sounded like Jamey from Hatebreed.  I dug them.  The guitarist and bassist were rowdy and were “throwing shapes” for sure.  I talked with the bassist after their set and we both gave each others bands props.  They were cool.
The next band was called This Guy.  I remember that they started their set oddly.  Their first song started up with everything.  Voice, both guitars, bass and crazy loud drums.  What a way to start up your set.  They were good.  Very hardcore but my main complaint is that the second guitarist kept feeding back.  He played an SG guitar which is expensive but it must have been a piece of shit or he didn’t know how to control feedback and other guitar noise.  So that sucked.
Next was The New Society of Anarchists.  They were so fucking awesome.  They r from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and r on tour with DRI.  They were a 4 piece.  2 guitars and the bassist sang.  They were too damn awesome.  Rob bought their CD.  I should have too.  They had a lot of fans there.  A lot of people were singing along and stuff.  They were all about unity and be cool to each other so I can respect that.  I’d love to play another show with these guys.
And last, DRI played.  They were great of course.  They opened with I Don’t Need Society.  They played Thrashard in the beginning of their set.  They played for a long ass time but no one cared.  But after 7 hours and 7 bands, it gets a bit tiring.  I got their set list but gave a page away to one of the stagehands at Rockhouse.  Then I got Spike, Kurt and the bassist to sign my album insert to Thrash Zone, my favortie DRI album.
I bought that album originally in 1989.  I was 11 yrs old and in like 7th grade so imagine what an honor it was to play with them.  Williams and I both saw DRI at the Fireside like 6 or 7 yrs ago.  That was one of the craziest shows at Fireside I’ve seen.  We took pictures with Kurt and Spike.
So thats about it.  It was a late night.  It was a total blast and u missed it.  Oh well.  Thanks for reading.

Show #42: The Prodigal Son, Chicago

Low Profile live at the Prodigal Son / 2626 Halsted   Wednesday September 25th
with the Powerknobs and the Planet of the Planets
What a fucking show.  I could start all of my reviews with that line.  But seriously.  This show was a blast.  I emailed Brian who does booking for Prodigal Son and the Fireside and asked him to book us with the Powerknobs and he said they were playing the 25th and he would add our band.  So we got the show with like 10 days notice.  No problem for Low Profile though.  So we get there around 8.  We’re all hanging around and whatnot.  The bartender/soundman puts on a CD.  Eric and I recognize it.  “The Sinner” by Judas Priest.  We were going nuts.  So we got all rowdy about it and told him nice choice and he said “I only play Priest here.”  We were like “Fuckin A.”  So we sang along and acted like fools and had fun.  The other two bands showed up with their crews and we all talked and whatnot.  I think our antics made some people nervous but it was a friendly atmosphere.  And get this.  One of the weirdest things about this place is that they offer u free bacon and free juice.  I mean, cmon.  Bacon.  And I was told that it was salty as hell.  Probably to make u drink more.  But someone came up to Rob and I and told us about the free juice and bacon.  We didn’t get it and still don’t.  But that just added to the madness of the night.  Another cool thing about the place is that they had a great choice of beer.  Eric and Rob were drinking down some Red Stripes.  Whice r from Jamaica.  And Eric said that they had a beer that cost $13.50 for a bottle but it was much bigger bottle than average.
So whatever.  We play first.  Our set was:
Ghouls Night Out         originally by the Misfits
Carl Panzram
The Limitation
Walter Mander
Breakin The Law           originally by Judas Priest
Lachrymose
Grudge
Excited To Die
Hate
Low Profile part 1
And that was it.  We were going to play Want by Jawbreaker but we changed it last minute to Breakin The Law because the sound dude played the whole Priest album Sin After Sin.  I asked him what he thought of our version of the song and he said “You guys played that song so fucking raw.  It was awesome.”  What a guy.  So we were all hot and sweaty and we moved our shit outta the way so the next band could set up.  By the way.  Let me describe the stage.  It was a decent size but the ceiling was very low over the back half of the stage.  Maybe 6 and a half feet high.  Rob said he kept banging his sticks on the ceiling.  Then they had crazy homemade sound proofing along the back wall and on the roof.  They filled burlap potatoe type sacks and hung them to the wall.  It just looked crazy.  Again, adding the to madness of the whole experience of playing this show.
Right after us, the Planet of the Planets set up.  They were mind blowing.  I mean crazy music.  It didn’t make sense to me.  They were a four piece.  Drums, Guitar, Bass and then the fourth guy switched between playing guitar, keyboards or he would just sing.  They were great.  The guitarist wore a cowboy hat.  The singer dude wore these crazy old school sunglasses and Eric said he looked like he was in the witness protection program which was kinda true.  It looked like he was wearing a disguise.  The bassist played a 5 string and he ripped.  Parts of their songs would be very melodic and slow and then the tempo would speed up and they would play some noisy changes.   They were all very talented and I dug their music a lot.  The guitarist said in between songs that he always wanted to see Priest play live but now that he saw us play Breakin The Law, that made his day.  Fucking props.  They were very nice and cool to talk to and everything.  The singer made a comment on stage about Eric and I singing along to the song Screaming For Vengeance by Priest before the show.  He said something along the lines of “We don’t promote vengeance and we definately don’t scream for it.”  Pretty goofy.
Then the Powerknobs hit the stage.  They were great of course.  They r a 5 piece.  Drums, Guitar, Bass, Keyboards and a frontman singer who is just fucking awesome.  What a voice and what a frontman.  They covered an oldie by the Dave Clarke Five.  At least thats who I think originally played that song.   I think the song was called “Glad All Over”  They rocked it out for sure.  During one song the guitarist ripped a solo and started using his full Pabst Blue Ribbon can as a slide and made some crazy sounds and sloshed beer all over himself and his guitar but it was awesome.
 So like I said.  What a show.  It was a ton of fun.  I got to play my Nikki Sixx deluxe Gibson bass for the first time at a show.  It played great but went out of tune kinda quick.  Then I switched and used the Ball.  Eric played his maroon Jackson guitar.  I don’t think he really had any problems or anything.  No technical difficulties whatsoever.
So thats it.  Fun was had by all.  Well, most I should say.
-ERIK
Low Profile

Show #40: Oasis 160, Chicago Heights

Alright.  This show was fucking crazy.  We all met up at Rob’s at around 1:30.  We loaded up in the truck and got to the club 10 minutes to 3.  No one was even there.  The place was deserted.  So at about 3 some dude gets there to open the club.  He says shows don’t start till 5.  That sucks.  So we have to wait around.  So we set up and have to talk some shit to this guy cause he says that “according to the computer, u guys play last”.  I tell him that its a punk rock show and we’re the first band there and that we’re setting up.  He doesn’t do a thing.  So Eric and I start helping him set the club up, moving chairs around and setting up the tables.  He gives me a couple free beers which was cool.  So then the Chainsaw Johnny and Johnny Vomit guys get there.  So we all hang out a bit and they load in.  Our buddy Eorl from Des Plaines drives all the way down to see us since he saw the ad in IE.  Fucking props to Eorl.  So him, Eric and I r stupidly throwing an old beat up cymbal around like a frisbee and Eorl throws me a perfect pass and I catch it and slice my hand open.  Blood everywhere.  So I clean up a bit and wrap my hand in Eric’s towel which he caught from Ripper at the Judas Priest concert.  So I ruined it and stained it with my blood.  Sorry dude.  So whatever.  We wrap and rewrap my hand a few times.  Its still gushing blood.  Finally its time for us to play.  Of course we went out and smoked up a bowl before the show to get us good and in the zone.  Our set was:
Empty Rantings of an Old Silly Man
New Blues
Excessive
Low Profile Part 1
Beer Cans  (by Chainsaw Johnny)  with Johnny Vomit on vocals and me singing backups
Figure It Out
All The Wrong Reasons
Problem Solved
Hate
In The Zone
We played awesome.  I played even sloppier having my hand wrapped in duct tape.  I didn’t bleed all over my guitar though.  I got really into jamming.  The club was really dark and everyone was pushed far back from the stage so u couldn’t really see anyones face closely or anything.  I was feeling it though.  So then we chilled and drank up some water that the hot bartender chick supplied for us.  The next band up was called the Powerknobs.  They were fucking raucous rock n roll.  They had one guitar, bass, drums, keyboards and a vocalist.  None of them looked like they would even play instruments and they were very pleasant hanging out before the show.  They fucking rocked though.  Then Johnny Vomit played.  By this time, we were drinking beers with the guys in Chainsaw Johnny and Last Man Out.  They had $1.00 pitchers.  Jeff from C.J. was all excited about it.  Johnny Vomit rocked the house.  They played Eric’s favorite song Liver Rebellion second to last.  Vomit was drinking out of a “fountain drink” container with who knows what in it on stage since they wouldn’t let us drink open alcohol on stage since the show was all ages.  Blah Blah Blah.  So next was Chainsaw Johnny.  They were pretty drunk before they went on stage.  I’m not sure how many songs they played total but during Drink Till The Day We’re Dead, someone walked up and lit Steve’s set list on fire and it flamed up and then went out and ashed itself on the floor.  Well, the soundman wasn’t having that and he turned on the house speakers and jammed a Perfect Circle louder than Chainsaw Johnny and then he just shut off the PA and he kicked them off stage.  What a punk show.  Steve was playing with a box on his head that Johnny Vomit made for him.  He poked out the eyes and mouth for him.  It was hysterical.  So they were done.  Then Last Man Out played.  They were tight as fuck.  A full ska punk band.  Very high energy, a ton going on at once.  They were great.  So after all the bands, I guess the guys in Johnny Vomit got caught stealing speakers and the cops came because of the fire on stage.  So it was a very interesting night to say the least.  I went to the Emergency Room early Monday morning and had them wrap my hand.  I had horrible nightmares about my hand while I slept that night.  In one of them, the cymbal completely cut my hand off and in another, I dreamt that my hand bled all over my bed and I was laying in it.  I jumped up and ran into the bathroom to see if my hand was all bloody and it was fine.  My mind was fucking with me hardcore.  So after all that, I had to go get my cut taken care of.  So here I am, typing with a fucking splint on my pointer finger and my hand all wrapped up.  What a pain in my ass.  I take for granted having both hands.  Its been a pain trying to do basic shit and forcing my left hand to do more.  Oh well.  So thats it.  We gave a bunch of our live CD’s away at the show and even some tshirts.  So u missed out on an amusing and fun show.  L8er

Show #38: Champ’s, Burbank

Champ’s is located in Burbank. I guess that the Disturbed got their start there, they had all kinds of Disturbed shit on the walls. First up was Off Balance. We booked this band, they played pop punk, i was friendly to them and they seemed nice enough. They brought a substantial amount of people to the show, I urged them to stick around(we were playing last)
and catch our set, and to tell their people not to leave either. They graciously agreed. In the end, they ended up bailing and i couldn’t believe it. We got them the show! They lied! If anyone from Off Balance is reading this, why don’t you go to the lyrics page and see what our shit is all about. I will fight each and everyone of you and kick your pussy ass Ambercrombie
and Fitch wearing motherfuckers one by one, bring it on. You may enter the 708 on foot or car, but you leave in a pine box.

Chainsaw Johnny also played, they wore diapers on stage and had a semi-retarded guy they knew come on stage and tell jokes to ‘warm up the crowd’. Jeff the drummer told me that he was also going to make the poor guy eat a Spam sandwich. I laughed then he handed me the makings for said sandwich in a jewel bag. I went in the back of the stage and made the nasty concoction, I almost puked. He actually ate about half of it. The band came out and rocked, they poured beer in a gas can and drank it during their song ‘Lawnmower Gas’, all the while repeating the single line,’Don’t drink the lawnmower gas!’ Those guys are the shit,
they are real gutter punks, just fucking dirtbags.

Show #36: Riley’s Rock House, Aurora

Johnny Vomit I knew about from when I worked a year long stint at Motorola in ’00. They let us listen to walkmans and people used to stash CD’s in the desks. One of my co-workers found a CD by this band called
Johnny Vomit and it showed a dude puking like 4 feet out of his mouth
and he was holding a beer bong. It was called ‘Projectile’. It had 5 or 6
songs and sounded like DRI without major label production. It was fucking
raw and every song was about alcohol. It fucking rocked. I didn’t keep
the CD, it must have been owned by another dude who working midnight-8:00AM. Chainsaw Johnny we played with at Smiler Coogan’s ‘Inkfest’ when I got my first tattoo. They are a very garage raw, 3 piece. They are as punk as fuck and they make me look like a poser. All of their songs are about drinking as well. They cover GG Allin and they are into that shit. We played our tribute to GG ‘Excessive’ at Inkfest and their singer Steve came up on stage and sang it with me. He had never heard the song before so I literally taught him the part of the song on stage live.

I got laid off from Motorola in Fall 00 and i started searching the net for ‘johnny vomit’ in Yahoo one night, I knew the band was local. I found Mr. Vomit’s email and wrote him. He sent me the CD free of charge. The note he sent with the CD was on back of a flyer: Johnny Vomit and DRI. Unfortunately the show was passed.Now thats a sign of a real band. I can’t count the times I’ve used unused flyers as scratch paper. I have quite a supply right now. I mentioned playing a show with him and he said hed check out our shit on mp3.com.

We booked this gig and had to get 2 bands. Hilger recommended Chainsaw Johnny, he got their CD at Inkfest and it had their address, they are from Joliet-area. I brought up Vomit. Emailed them, they were down. We realized that these bands actually knew each other and were all crew. In Chainsaw Johnny’s CD we noticed that they thanked Vomit. When I spoke with Mr. Vomit and told him about Chainsaw he said that he knew him. That is some twilight zone shit.

We got to the gig, it was awesome.

hobo got his shirt ripped off, my cousin showed up, there was a drunk guy who got crazy to all the bands and said shit that no one could understand.vomit used a smoke machine,we were all knocking each other down and tackling each other at the end of vomits set. (they played last)

we got paid 50 for all 3 bands and we didnt take any, i gave them 25 each, i was so fucking impressed by both bands, they are real. playing again with them may 24…….

 

Show #35: Nite Caps, Chicago

This place seemed to be pretty cool. A promotor guy called me and offered me the show. I gave him some shit cause its weird having a promotor call me for a show. I usually have to call them like 20 times before I get a show. So whatever. I take the show. So Sept 1st rolls around. We show up in my work truck as usual. One of the band’s doesn’t show so we offer to set up and play first. So about an hour after we set up, the sound man isn’t done setting up the mics and shit and is being a dick about it. We had some words with him and Eric told him off for sure. All the guy could say was “Fuck You.” and then he got back in the sound booth and told us to “rock and roll” so we did. I think we played like a 45 minute set. maybe 11 songs or so. We got pretty crazy. There were only like 40 people there but the place had a cool atmosphere and hot Polish bartenders. But the soundguy ruined the night. We ended up loading out our equiptment and then leaving asap. Fuck Nite Caps and the sound guy. Thats it for that show

Show #33: Lee Street Billiards, Des Plaines

This place is a pool hall. There is no stage whatsoever, we had to play infront of a bunch of video games in the corner. As I speak, I still have black eye makeup on that I can’t get off. We got there good and early but the place was locked up. Eventually Keith, our contact, showed up and let us in. 1st set: Low Profile w/ Mike Farmer 15 Misfits songs. We opened with ‘Violent World’. The set was great, I have so much confidence in our performances of those songs that its just perfect. Something inside of me kept telling me to save my strength for our second set, but I had to go all out. We were supposed to start at 6:00 but no one was really there yet and we stalled till closed to 6:30. Keith had said all 3 sets had to be done by 8, but he was leniant with our start time and didn’t mention anything abot it. The Perps were up next, Paul took a while fucking with his gear to get it going then it was fucking loud, too loud. To make up for it they opened with Mandy’s on Ritalin and Cute Blue Skirt. The guitar was so loud that the PA had to be cranked and it was feeding back. I manned it for the first couple of songs, turning it down during insturmental breaks but it was too fucking loud so I just turned it down and bailed. We finally got up there and jammed. Opened with Sex Party/Excited to Die, fucking awesome. We played 1-2-3 of 1-2-3-4. At one point, Keith came into the room and said something about ‘play some Jewel’. He sholdnt have brought it up. I jumped right into ‘You Were Meant for Me’, singing it and playing the guitar. I think that that was about the best reaction I’ve ever gotten from a crowd. They all heard Keith say to play it, and I think they all thought I would stop at any minute, and that I didn’t know the song that good. I played the first verse then said’Wait a minute, that shit sucks!’ Farmer came back up for ‘the 6th sense’, jammed it. Paul from the Perps requested ‘In the Zone’, neither me nor Hilger could remember the words or the music, we eventually did and jammed that. We were already well past our time to stop, but Hilger just kept on going with Lachrymose. I grabbed the mic for the stand for my rap and just tossed it on the ground at the end. The white guitar was a bitch, very ot of tune, had to switch back to the Jackson half way through the set and play that instead. Farmer said it was like our best show and I was thinking the same thing. There was like a family with a little boy or something right by me watching intently throughout the show, I made a point to scream in their faces and say a lot of offensive shit. Great. Totally great.

Show #31: Smiler Coogan’s “Inkfest”, Chicago

Show was our 3rd time at Smiler Coogans. It was promoted by Rebel Radio as ‘Inkfest’. Tattoo parlors had artists on hand representing, giving tattoos right there. I considered getting one a couple weeks in advance then decided against it 2 days before the show. The headliner was Ace of Spades, a Motorhead tribute. Another band that played was Chainsaw Johnny. They played old school hardcore like G.G. Allin. Speaking of which, we had our G.G. tribute song, “Excessive” in the set list. As we were playing I could see that someone in the crowd was wearing a G.G. shirt. I gave a speech about G.G. and him and his crew were all cheering. Half way through, during a break in the song, I called the guy up (who later ended up to be in Chainsaw Johnny) to say the line, “…and then he burned her!”. He sang it after some instruction but then held the mic into the breakdown. He started repeating the line and it was good then I motioned with my head for him to replace the mic in the stand for me. He did and we finished the song. Set was great. Met a guy from Ace of Spades later and he gave props. Many people did. It was a great crowd. I got the guy from Ace of Spades address to send him some CD’s for him and a friend. Lonnie, the owner of Skin Gallery in Downers Grove and the guy who later tattooed me, reeled me in like a fish with the line, “Oooohhhh…look at that virgin skin! You need some ink, baby!”. I told him what I wanted and he said $100 which I thought was very fair. I got a card from him and said maybe I would come to get it done. Within 2 minutes I was getting cash from an ATM and getting the shit done right there. Came out great.

Show #25: Uncle Snorkey’s, Berwyn

I’ve played many shows were there was almost no one there. We always joked about playing for just the sound man and how that was good enough. Well this was a 21+ and even the sound man disappeared soon after we started. It only made me get more crazy. This is a decent size club with a nice high stage and huge drum riser so it seemed that much more empty. We played “Lifestyles” and I rapped all of “Bling Bling” by B.G. out of nowhere. Hilger and Rob just went along with it. We jammed really hard then packed up and bailed. We had another show booked for the next week but we decided to ditch out the night before. I’ve played that club enough fucking times.