Even some mexican dude came into the bar and was trying to sell us some homemade tamales! And what the hell, even the great Dr.’ Z’s dad, Dr. Z Sr. showed up!(shown here, with Powerknobs bassist, Andrew)
10 years, 99 shows
Even some mexican dude came into the bar and was trying to sell us some homemade tamales! And what the hell, even the great Dr.’ Z’s dad, Dr. Z Sr. showed up!(shown here, with Powerknobs bassist, Andrew)
We first heard that DRI was playing the Rockhouse and immediately said, ‘we have to go to that show’. It was Hilger’s idea to try and actually play on the bill. He called United Talent promoter Joe DeMarco and asked what we had to do to get on the bill. He said we would have to sell tickets and pay up front. Hilger and I discussed it and then decided that we would pay whatever they wanted. So then Joe starts giving us the cold shoulder: not answering his phone, not returning calls. He had originally mentioned that there were alot of other bands wanting to play thE show.
I figured he gave away our slot to someone else and we were fucked. Then, out of the blue, he calls us back and says that we are in. He says that we must immediately go down to the Rockhouse and pay Doug, the clubowner $300 for our 30 tickets in advance. He also says that we must make our own tickets.
Now I know what youre thinking. But you can fuck yourself because you think that the Big Boss Man has been had by these wanna-be Hollywood, rock star jerk-offs. I know that we were getting ripped off. At this point I even am pretty sure that we are the only band that had to do all
this (pay up front $300, make our own tickets). But I (and we) don’t fucking care because I’ve listened to DRI since before I even played guitar. I saw them once before at the Fireside Bowl at one of the rowdiest shows I’ve
ever seen there and I almost got killed.
So Joe Demarco tells us that we have to drive down to Aurora either on Wednesday of Friday night. He says that we can meet Doug on these days between like 9 PM and 2 AM. So me and Hilger make arrangements to meet up Friday night at like 1130, I sneak out of work a bit early and we hit
the road.
So we get there and go in and meet with the long-time door man and overall fat ignorant bastard Curtis. We tell him we are there to see Doug and what our deal is. He says to wait there. He walks us into the kitchen which is not in use. Were waiting there. This other chick who works
there comes out. Shes real nice, asking about our band and shit. Then she starts asking if there is another member(which there is, our drummer Rob.) She says that he was down there last weekend or something and that he was ‘checking out the place’. I just go along with it. There is no
fucking way in hell that Rob was there(for one thing I asked him) but this place is a dump anyways far from home.
So then Curtis comes back and says, ‘Doug is sleeping.’ OK, there is like a death metal band or something playing REALLY loud, theres no way anyone could be sleeping through this. But him and this other chick recommend that we just chill and have a drink and wait a while. So we agree.
So we go to step outside to Hilger’s car and Curtis comes up to me and says all snotty, ‘Don’t you want to know what I found out?’ as if I was an idiot for not asking. So were standing outside, Hilger and I are in the parking lot below the Rockhouse, Curtis is above us. He says that, ‘We dont know anything about any tickets or you meeting Doug, and on second thought, Doug wont be waking up anytime soon so even if you wait till the end of the show, you’re not going to get to see him.’ Just then a car gets rear-ended in the street behind us. So Curtis goes back in and me and Hilger look at each other like, ‘what the fuck?’. So we fucking leave. I got home and
wrote Joe DeMarco a long email describing what happend.
The following (sat.) morning I give Joe Demarco a call and he he actaully answered. He hadn’t checked his email so I explain what happens. Joe is the type of guy who acts real calm on the phone (I’ve never met him or seen him in real life although we’ve worked with him for a long
time, always on the phone) but a little condescending. So he sighs real dramatic and goes, ‘You know Eric, some people just need to get out of this business. Curtis is one of those people, he just doesn’t respect others’. So I’m very glad that Joe is taking our side. He calls the Rockhouse and Doug actually answered. We’re all on the 3-way and Joe explains
what happend. So we make new arrangements for me to come back that night. Joe even berated Doug a bit on the phone, he then tells Doug to buy me a drink when I get there and Doug agreed.Joe asks who I’m going to bring with and I say no body. He says I should bring someone with me
and tells Doug to hook us up with some free drinks. Surprisingly, Doug agreed.
So that night I come back and as I’m walking up I see fat Curtis. There’s another fat dirty headbanger talking to him and I had a hunch it was Doug. Curtis sees me and motions Doug over to me. So Doug just acts ignorant like I’m a stranger off the street after I identified myself. I said, ‘hey lets talk business, not out here.’ So we go back into the filthy kitchen. We briefly talk, I pay him the $300 cash and he gives me a receipt. He gave
me ONE free beer.(Cheap bastard).
So there is a crazy death metal band, I watched them a bit and drank my beer. They were called Mortician. I’ve never really watched a death metal band up close like that. They were a 3-piece which definitely surprised me, the bassist was singing. Literally the music and vocals sounded
like white noise. I caught their last song and the fans are tripping out, like Mortician are the Beatles. There were a lot of crazy t-shirts in that place. One said, ‘Fuck you all — AS YOU DIE!’. Another was, ‘Pure Norweigan Black Metal’. I watched the drummer throw out his sticks into the crowd after their set and people were like jumping around the place trying to get them. One dude came up and asked if he could take a photo with him. I talked to the drummer for a bit, he was very cool. Stupidly, I’m thinking that their from around Chicago and I told him about the DRI show, but he said they were from Pennsylvania. Then I left.
That’s it for the pre-show drama.
I’ll let Hilger take over this shit now……
–big boss man
Heres the bill for the big show:
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1.low profile
2.mo fucked
3.johnny vomit
4.payback(purple ibanez guitar)(1 guitar/2 frontmen)
5.this guy(2nd guitar feededback the whole show)(2 guitar/1 frontman)
6.new society of anarchists
7.dri
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Champ’s is located in Burbank. I guess that the Disturbed got their start there, they had all kinds of Disturbed shit on the walls. First up was Off Balance. We booked this band, they played pop punk, i was friendly to them and they seemed nice enough. They brought a substantial amount of people to the show, I urged them to stick around(we were playing last)
and catch our set, and to tell their people not to leave either. They graciously agreed. In the end, they ended up bailing and i couldn’t believe it. We got them the show! They lied! If anyone from Off Balance is reading this, why don’t you go to the lyrics page and see what our shit is all about. I will fight each and everyone of you and kick your pussy ass Ambercrombie
and Fitch wearing motherfuckers one by one, bring it on. You may enter the 708 on foot or car, but you leave in a pine box.
Chainsaw Johnny also played, they wore diapers on stage and had a semi-retarded guy they knew come on stage and tell jokes to ‘warm up the crowd’. Jeff the drummer told me that he was also going to make the poor guy eat a Spam sandwich. I laughed then he handed me the makings for said sandwich in a jewel bag. I went in the back of the stage and made the nasty concoction, I almost puked. He actually ate about half of it. The band came out and rocked, they poured beer in a gas can and drank it during their song ‘Lawnmower Gas’, all the while repeating the single line,’Don’t drink the lawnmower gas!’ Those guys are the shit,
they are real gutter punks, just fucking dirtbags.
Johnny Vomit I knew about from when I worked a year long stint at Motorola in ’00. They let us listen to walkmans and people used to stash CD’s in the desks. One of my co-workers found a CD by this band called
Johnny Vomit and it showed a dude puking like 4 feet out of his mouth
and he was holding a beer bong. It was called ‘Projectile’. It had 5 or 6
songs and sounded like DRI without major label production. It was fucking
raw and every song was about alcohol. It fucking rocked. I didn’t keep
the CD, it must have been owned by another dude who working midnight-8:00AM. Chainsaw Johnny we played with at Smiler Coogan’s ‘Inkfest’ when I got my first tattoo. They are a very garage raw, 3 piece. They are as punk as fuck and they make me look like a poser. All of their songs are about drinking as well. They cover GG Allin and they are into that shit. We played our tribute to GG ‘Excessive’ at Inkfest and their singer Steve came up on stage and sang it with me. He had never heard the song before so I literally taught him the part of the song on stage live.
I got laid off from Motorola in Fall 00 and i started searching the net for ‘johnny vomit’ in Yahoo one night, I knew the band was local. I found Mr. Vomit’s email and wrote him. He sent me the CD free of charge. The note he sent with the CD was on back of a flyer: Johnny Vomit and DRI. Unfortunately the show was passed.Now thats a sign of a real band. I can’t count the times I’ve used unused flyers as scratch paper. I have quite a supply right now. I mentioned playing a show with him and he said hed check out our shit on mp3.com.
We booked this gig and had to get 2 bands. Hilger recommended Chainsaw Johnny, he got their CD at Inkfest and it had their address, they are from Joliet-area. I brought up Vomit. Emailed them, they were down. We realized that these bands actually knew each other and were all crew. In Chainsaw Johnny’s CD we noticed that they thanked Vomit. When I spoke with Mr. Vomit and told him about Chainsaw he said that he knew him. That is some twilight zone shit.
We got to the gig, it was awesome.
hobo got his shirt ripped off, my cousin showed up, there was a drunk guy who got crazy to all the bands and said shit that no one could understand.vomit used a smoke machine,we were all knocking each other down and tackling each other at the end of vomits set. (they played last)
we got paid 50 for all 3 bands and we didnt take any, i gave them 25 each, i was so fucking impressed by both bands, they are real. playing again with them may 24…….
This place seemed to be pretty cool. A promotor guy called me and offered me the show. I gave him some shit cause its weird having a promotor call me for a show. I usually have to call them like 20 times before I get a show. So whatever. I take the show. So Sept 1st rolls around. We show up in my work truck as usual. One of the band’s doesn’t show so we offer to set up and play first. So about an hour after we set up, the sound man isn’t done setting up the mics and shit and is being a dick about it. We had some words with him and Eric told him off for sure. All the guy could say was “Fuck You.” and then he got back in the sound booth and told us to “rock and roll” so we did. I think we played like a 45 minute set. maybe 11 songs or so. We got pretty crazy. There were only like 40 people there but the place had a cool atmosphere and hot Polish bartenders. But the soundguy ruined the night. We ended up loading out our equiptment and then leaving asap. Fuck Nite Caps and the sound guy. Thats it for that show
This place is a pool hall. There is no stage whatsoever, we had to play infront of a bunch of video games in the corner. As I speak, I still have black eye makeup on that I can’t get off. We got there good and early but the place was locked up. Eventually Keith, our contact, showed up and let us in. 1st set: Low Profile w/ Mike Farmer 15 Misfits songs. We opened with ‘Violent World’. The set was great, I have so much confidence in our performances of those songs that its just perfect. Something inside of me kept telling me to save my strength for our second set, but I had to go all out. We were supposed to start at 6:00 but no one was really there yet and we stalled till closed to 6:30. Keith had said all 3 sets had to be done by 8, but he was leniant with our start time and didn’t mention anything abot it. The Perps were up next, Paul took a while fucking with his gear to get it going then it was fucking loud, too loud. To make up for it they opened with Mandy’s on Ritalin and Cute Blue Skirt. The guitar was so loud that the PA had to be cranked and it was feeding back. I manned it for the first couple of songs, turning it down during insturmental breaks but it was too fucking loud so I just turned it down and bailed. We finally got up there and jammed. Opened with Sex Party/Excited to Die, fucking awesome. We played 1-2-3 of 1-2-3-4. At one point, Keith came into the room and said something about ‘play some Jewel’. He sholdnt have brought it up. I jumped right into ‘You Were Meant for Me’, singing it and playing the guitar. I think that that was about the best reaction I’ve ever gotten from a crowd. They all heard Keith say to play it, and I think they all thought I would stop at any minute, and that I didn’t know the song that good. I played the first verse then said’Wait a minute, that shit sucks!’ Farmer came back up for ‘the 6th sense’, jammed it. Paul from the Perps requested ‘In the Zone’, neither me nor Hilger could remember the words or the music, we eventually did and jammed that. We were already well past our time to stop, but Hilger just kept on going with Lachrymose. I grabbed the mic for the stand for my rap and just tossed it on the ground at the end. The white guitar was a bitch, very ot of tune, had to switch back to the Jackson half way through the set and play that instead. Farmer said it was like our best show and I was thinking the same thing. There was like a family with a little boy or something right by me watching intently throughout the show, I made a point to scream in their faces and say a lot of offensive shit. Great. Totally great.
Show was our 3rd time at Smiler Coogans. It was promoted by Rebel Radio as ‘Inkfest’. Tattoo parlors had artists on hand representing, giving tattoos right there. I considered getting one a couple weeks in advance then decided against it 2 days before the show. The headliner was Ace of Spades, a Motorhead tribute. Another band that played was Chainsaw Johnny. They played old school hardcore like G.G. Allin. Speaking of which, we had our G.G. tribute song, “Excessive” in the set list. As we were playing I could see that someone in the crowd was wearing a G.G. shirt. I gave a speech about G.G. and him and his crew were all cheering. Half way through, during a break in the song, I called the guy up (who later ended up to be in Chainsaw Johnny) to say the line, “…and then he burned her!”. He sang it after some instruction but then held the mic into the breakdown. He started repeating the line and it was good then I motioned with my head for him to replace the mic in the stand for me. He did and we finished the song. Set was great. Met a guy from Ace of Spades later and he gave props. Many people did. It was a great crowd. I got the guy from Ace of Spades address to send him some CD’s for him and a friend. Lonnie, the owner of Skin Gallery in Downers Grove and the guy who later tattooed me, reeled me in like a fish with the line, “Oooohhhh…look at that virgin skin! You need some ink, baby!”. I told him what I wanted and he said $100 which I thought was very fair. I got a card from him and said maybe I would come to get it done. Within 2 minutes I was getting cash from an ATM and getting the shit done right there. Came out great.
I’ve played many shows were there was almost no one there. We always joked about playing for just the sound man and how that was good enough. Well this was a 21+ and even the sound man disappeared soon after we started. It only made me get more crazy. This is a decent size club with a nice high stage and huge drum riser so it seemed that much more empty. We played “Lifestyles” and I rapped all of “Bling Bling” by B.G. out of nowhere. Hilger and Rob just went along with it. We jammed really hard then packed up and bailed. We had another show booked for the next week but we decided to ditch out the night before. I’ve played that club enough fucking times.