Champ’s is located in Burbank. I guess that the Disturbed got their start there, they had all kinds of Disturbed shit on the walls. First up was Off Balance. We booked this band, they played pop punk, i was friendly to them and they seemed nice enough. They brought a substantial amount of people to the show, I urged them to stick around(we were playing last)
and catch our set, and to tell their people not to leave either. They graciously agreed. In the end, they ended up bailing and i couldn’t believe it. We got them the show! They lied! If anyone from Off Balance is reading this, why don’t you go to the lyrics page and see what our shit is all about. I will fight each and everyone of you and kick your pussy ass Ambercrombie
and Fitch wearing motherfuckers one by one, bring it on. You may enter the 708 on foot or car, but you leave in a pine box.
Chainsaw Johnny also played, they wore diapers on stage and had a semi-retarded guy they knew come on stage and tell jokes to ‘warm up the crowd’. Jeff the drummer told me that he was also going to make the poor guy eat a Spam sandwich. I laughed then he handed me the makings for said sandwich in a jewel bag. I went in the back of the stage and made the nasty concoction, I almost puked. He actually ate about half of it. The band came out and rocked, they poured beer in a gas can and drank it during their song ‘Lawnmower Gas’, all the while repeating the single line,’Don’t drink the lawnmower gas!’ Those guys are the shit,
they are real gutter punks, just fucking dirtbags.
